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Prison Break: Five the Hard Way

Five-Hard-Way.jpg"The only thing that James Whistler ever gave anyone was the clap."

That quote is from Gretchen -- stayin' classy, as usual. We kick off this week's episode with T-Bag's ultimate wet dream: Gretchen had him bound to a chair. Of course, this is not a dream. It's reality, which means that she is also now in possession of Whistler's bird book.

She wants Scylla as well. Why she wants to include T-Bag is anyone's guess. An extra hand, perhaps?

Meanwhile, back at the halls of justice... the Superfriends were plotting to get the next piece of Scylla. This took them to Vegas. Well, Linc, Sucre, Roland and Sara, anyway. Mahone, Bellick and Michael tried to bag themselves one Theodore T. Bagwell. However, the tables got turned and the boys actually got captured. Well, most of them. Mahone made a great escape. Let's break the rest of this bad boy down...

Self Reports to the General
Self pulled Mahone aside to ask for advice on how to deal with Wyatt. Great psychotic minds think alike, and all. Just in time, too. Apparently, Self is now number one on The Company's hit list. Mahone likened Self's situation to his own with Michael. "He took the game to me... that's your only play." Hey -- and that worked out well for you, didn't it?

So instead of getting a house call from Wyatt, he paid his own visit to the General. He gave him the old "if-I-end-up-dead-this-envelope-will-be-opened" routine. So lame, but it allowed Self to live another week.

However, Wyatt didn't get to kill anyone this week. He must be feeling left out.

Gretchen the Puppetmaster
Speaking of kills, Gretchen got to make one this week. She killed that doofus that was out to get T-Bag at GATE. Sounds like love to me. Ew.

In true T-Bag fashion, teaming up with Gretchen didn't help him, and he ended up getting tag-teamed by Michael and Mahone -- and not in a good way. He was locked up and given a one-way ticket back to Fox River. I wonder if he could get his old cell back?

Ain't Got Time to Bleed
Finally, we discover what the nosebleeds could be about. Mrs. Scofield got them too -- before she died from a brain tumor.

Sucre Takes One for the Team
It turns out that Sara was not the proper decoy for our cardholder. Instead, Sucre made for good bait. I would have offered a shirtless Sucre $1,000 as well. However, it wasn't to be the old man's boy toy. Instead, he needed a plaything for his hot wife. Maricruz may be his true love, but the man has been behind bars for a long time. He deserved it; he did help get the next card.

Roland Has a Problem
Well now we know what Roland was in for. He has a serious gambling problem. How his little recording device doubles as a spotter for slot payouts... I have no clue. However, his monkey got the device taken away, meaning we have no way of getting the remaining cards. No wonder he's lower on the totem pole than Bellick.

Baseball is coming up, so the team has two weeks to figure it out. See you then. -- Rachel Cericola

Posted by Rachel Cericola on October 7, 2008 2:52 PM
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Why is my boy Linc hatin' on Roland? Where's the love man?

-- Posted by: Connie at October 8, 2008 6:45 PM

He's not the only one hatin'!

-- Posted by: Rachel at October 8, 2008 6:51 PM

I want to see a scene where they all hug it out! :D

-- Posted by: Connie at October 9, 2008 12:43 PM

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