Survivor Episode Reviews
Survivor Samoa Week 13 - Double, Double
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Who will be the final five? As the supply of ex-Galus runs out, how will FoaFoa's alliance hold up?
Survivor Samoa Week 12b - Nip It, Nip It in the Bud
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In the second tribal council In two days, Monica tries to break up the FoaFoa alliance.
Survivor Samoa Week 12a - Bowling for Immunity
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FoaFoa's confidence in Russell begins to wane. Maybe.
Survivor Samoa Week 11 - I'm Shocked, Shocked I Tell You
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Can FoaFoa handle being a majority? Can the Galusers finally develope a strategy?
Will Russell keep his promise? The answers are No, Yes, and No, not necessarily in that order.
Survivor: Samoa - Week 10 - Ding, Dong...
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Can Russell dodge the bullet a third time? Will Shambo's hidden allegiance come out? Will random chance send a Survivor home?
Survivor Samoa Week 9 - Surprise, Surprise!
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Can Russell dodge the bullet without his precious hidden immunity idol?
Survivor Samoa Week 8 - All Hell Breaks Loose
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The tribes merge and the fratricidal warfare begins.
Survivor Samoa Week 7 - Who's Who at Galu?
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Who's fooling who at Galu? Can Russell bamboozle a Galuan?
Survivor Samoa Week 6 - Down and Out in Samoa
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Survivor firsts abound: First challenge not completed, first survivor to lose consciousness during a challenge, longest continuous rain - see how all these are connected.
Survivor Samoa Week 5 - Shivering Survivors
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Can FoaFoa extend their win 'streak' to two? Who can stomach the grossest food?
Survivor Samoa Week 4 - Work Ethic
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Can FoaFoa avoid being down ten to five?
Survivor Samoa Week 3 - Like Zombies Walking Around
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Insensitive remarks lead to hard feelings and a survivor's ouster.
Survivor Samoa Week 2 - Unmannerly Visitation
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A visIt from another tribe results in friction. RussellE displays his evil genius by finding the immunity idol without a clue.
Survivor: Samoa - Week 1 - Getting to Know You
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Samoa survivors meet for the first time, compete, and intrigue.
Survivor Tocantins Week 13 - Finale Part 3 - The Winner
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Head to Head - a final tribal council selects the one million dollar WINNER!
Survivor Tocantins Week 13 - Finale Part 2
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The penultimate Tribal Council comes down to a choice - loyally taking a friend to the finals or a near certain chance at a million bucks. Which would you do?
Survivor Tocantins Week 13 - Finale Part 1
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Sixteen have become four. Tonight four become one! Who will be the Sole Survivor?
Tune in to find out, Check back here to read about it.
Survivor Tocantins Week 12 - Death Before Dishonor
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Will Coach finally bite the dust? Or is someone saving him for a snack? Tune in and see - and don't forget - finale this Sunday!
Survivor Tocantins Week 11 - I Think Somebody Will Be Surprised
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Six survivors left. Is it finallly time for coach to go home? Tune in and see.
Survivor Tocantins Week 10 - Nothing Left to Say
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Down to seven tribe members, the politicing gets serious. Can Coach and Debbie stave off elimination?
Survivor Tocantins Week 9 - Outfoxed by an Idiot
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Can Sierra find a way to overcome seemingly insurmountable odds? Some people are acting entirely too arrogant.
Survivor Tocantins Week 8 - Blindsided
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The merged tribe must conduct its first tribal council. Whose alliance will prevail?
Survivor Tocantins Week 7 - Blindsided by Your Own Body
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Wiley survivors (and some not so wiley) struggle to cope with the new merged tribal structure.
Survivor Tocantins - Week 6 - Gettin' Strange Around Here
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Two losses throw a tribe into dire straits.
Survivor Tocantins Week 5extra - Play It Again, Jeff
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Survivor recaps the season thus far. Hey, that's my job!
No /S/o/u/p/ Survivor for You!
No Survivor tonight, March 19, 2009. Come back next Wednesday. In the meantime CBS contracts for two more seasons.
Survivor Tocantins Week 5 - You Might Want That Tooth
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A survivior pays a price for hustling. Another pays a price for not hustling.
Survivor Tocantins Week 4 - We Got To Shake It Off
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Survivor gets a new "Iron Man". Sydney turns up the charm. A tribe has to make an tough choice.
Survivor Tocantins Week 3 - Mamma Said...
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Let tarantulas bite me Coach says. Erinn would gladly provide them. See all the fun.
Survivor Tocantins Week 2 - This is More Like Day Camp
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A rousing game of full-contact submerged basketball sends one contestant to the permanent "showers".
Survivor: Week 1 - Wheat from Chaff?
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Sixteen survivors begin their battle with the elements and each other deep in Brazil
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites -- The Finale
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It's the Survivor Finale-- what more is there to say? One person just became richer than you.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 13: Like Clubbing a Baby Seal
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"If I only had a brain..." as performed by Erik on Survivor
Fans vs. Favorites: Week 12 -- The People's Post! (aka Survivor Makes Me Cry)
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Witz doesn't have enough time to post in detail this week, so the ball is in your court. It's The People's Post! Tell the world what you think.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 11: "You Can't Fix Stupid"
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Maybe the Survivors need to go over tape like sports teams do after games. It's another day of Idiocy on the Island...
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 10: Deja Vu All Over Again
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We've all heard of matching up Pink Floyd with The Wizard of Oz, but now try turning off the sound and watching Survivor with "Oops, I Did It Again."
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 9: Fanvorites
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Like a celebrity wedding that you know will end in divorce, Airai and Malakal merged to become one tribe this week.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 8: Grasping To Stay and Loyalties Betrayed
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Beer, Pizza..and voting somebody off a Micronesian Island-- it must be Thursday night.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 7: Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Oi, Oi, Oi
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Ozzy's got the tribe on lockdown, Kathy has a breakdown, and some intense strategy might go down.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 6: Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Light! You Know, Or Don't!
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One of the best players gets pulled from the island, and I actually found myself cheering for Chet NOT to get voted out.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 5: Karma Hits Like a Mac Truck...and So Does Joel
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Ya can't spell "Chet sucks at Survivor" without "Chet" and this week proves it.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites- Week 4 -- All Stars (No Hyphen...See...Clever...)
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The Fans need to act like they been here before, but the Favorites actually have been.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 3: Cirie-ous Game
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Tribes divided, no use for secrets, and the least likely candidate for a power player makes her voice heard. Is it local politics or Survivor??
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 2: Show and Tell
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They say actions speak louder than words, and this week both are put to good use.
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 1
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The fans make a bid to be the favorites, the favorites show what experience is all about, and sparks fly early. They're all here.
Survivor: China -- FINALE! FINALE! FINALE!
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Somebody went home with a million dollars and if you don't know who-- well, I'm a little shocked! Plus, where to find Witz in the off-season.
Survivor China -- Week 12: More Faster, More Furiouser...
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Five left. Will alliances break? Will the mighty fall and will the meek inherit the Earth-- or at least a small island in China?
Survivor China -- Week 11: Don't I Know You?
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Six left. James is gone. A major void needs to be filled. Who will step up, take control, and make a play for the million dollars?
Survivor China: Week 10 -- Eden Was A Nice Idea
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It's 28 Days Later-- will alliances fall or prove to be more reliable than an ad featuring a monkey during the Super Bowl? Witz has the answers.
Survivor China: Week 9 -- Feast or Famine
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Hungry losers get cranky, Courtney stays crazy, and will anyone topple Todd? James seems to be sitting pretty, but who knows.
Survivor China: Week 8 -- Cut From the Team
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With tribal lines drawn in the sand, and sand so very easy to move, who will be voted out next?
Survivor China: Week 7 -- E'erbody In the Game Gettin' Crunk
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Is Jaime as dumb as she looks? Is James out of harm's way or is something else amiss? How many tribes are there nowadays anyway?
Survivor: China -- Week 6 -- Quick Witz Summary
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Witz is back just in time to get you caught up on last week and get you ready for tonight!
Survivor China: Week 6 -- THE PEOPLE'S POST!
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It's Week 6 on Survivor China and Witz is traveling halfway around the world! How will we ever find out what occurred?
Survivor China: Week 5 - "I Am Not What I Am..."
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A twist lands team members in unfamiliar territory and a devious plot unfolds...
Survivor China: Week 4 - I'm Sorry Dave, I Can't Do That
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Meteor Hammers, Incredible Fishing Techniques, and Fireworks-- and this time not just metaphorically.
Survivor: Week 3 "“ Bring Da Noise Bring Da Funk
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There's so much drama in the Survivor 15, it's kind hard being Witz, W-I-T-Z, I-- have taken this too far.
Survivor China: Week 2 -- Stuck In the Mud
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Mud wrestling, blurred out naughty bits, a big twist, and a former model's aging abs-- what more could you want?
Survivor China: Week 1-- Survivor By Numbers
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Survivor: CHINA has begun and 16 new contestants enter the game. Will they be annoying? Probably.
Survivor 15: Pre-game!
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Grab your alcohol of choice and throw on your best party hat: The Survivor Pre-Game is here!
Survivor: SEASON FINALE!!
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There could be only one...and then there was. Find out who the Sole Survivor was and then explain how you missed the finale.
Survivor: Week 13 -- Acts of Mass Strategery
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6 left. Finale on Sunday. Who's goin to the big show and who's heading home?
Survivor: Week 12 -- The People's Post
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It's week 12 and Witz is just trying to Survive. The People's Post is here!
Survivor: Week 11 -- Taking Care of Business
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Will alliances hold or fall? Is it time for The Two Horsemen to go? Or is it Yau-Man whose feet are in the fire?
Survivor: Week 10 -- Chaos Reigns In the Four Horsemen
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Alliances revealed, backs stabbed, lies uncovered, and idols not so idle. Chaos has claimed the island.
Survivor: Week 9 -- Killing Me Not So Softly
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The best laid plans of mice and men...really oughta work out once in a while...you know, for team morale....
Survivor: Week 8 -- A New Lisi On Life
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Dreamz of Lisi leaving excite, delight, and start a fight. Baseball season is here, so who will finally strike out?
Survivor: Week 7 -- Rocky Road, Hot Dogs, And Big Falls
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Lisi or not Lisi?
Survivor: Week 6 Schoolyard Pick 'Em
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You thought you knew, but you have no idea. Ravu and Moto get the shake-up, and it's time for some rivals to make-up or get packin'.
Survivor: Week 5 -- Ravu-nous
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The Bad News Bears vs. The New York Yankees-- will Ravu ever win a challenge? They're starving, Rita is babbling, and Yao-Man is diggin'.
Survivor: Week 4 - Papa Smurf's Head Is Spinning, but Not from All the Twists
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Will Gargamel defeat Papa Smurf? Are those shots of snakes ever taken when the Survivors are nearby? Find out now!
Survivor: Week 3 - This Isn't Survival...It's Thrival
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Welcome to Witz's live recap. Fire, large men with big diggers, and the rhetorical buddhist question of "Who is watching Two and a Half Men!?"
Survivor: Week 2 - Snakes Are Misunderstood...
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The eye candy got booted, Snakes left the plane for exile island, Moto has big Dreamz, and Ravu still can't start a fire...
Survivor: Something Cruel Is About To Happen...Real Soon
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"Survivor: Fiji" kicked off the crazy tonight as the 19 became 18 and we met them all for the very first time. Here's how it went down.
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