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Survivor Samoa Week 13 - Double, Double

Who will be the final five? As the supply of ex-Galus runs out, how will FoaFoa's alliance hold up?
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Survivor Samoa Week 12b - Nip It, Nip It in the Bud

In the second tribal council In two days, Monica tries to break up the FoaFoa alliance.
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Survivor Samoa Week 12a - Bowling for Immunity

FoaFoa's confidence in Russell begins to wane. Maybe.
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Survivor Samoa Week 11 - I'm Shocked, Shocked I Tell You

Can FoaFoa handle being a majority? Can the Galusers finally develope a strategy? Will Russell keep his promise? The answers are No, Yes, and No, not necessarily in that order.
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Survivor: Samoa - Week 10 - Ding, Dong...

Can Russell dodge the bullet a third time? Will Shambo's hidden allegiance come out? Will random chance send a Survivor home?
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Survivor Samoa Week 9 - Surprise, Surprise!

Can Russell dodge the bullet without his precious hidden immunity idol?
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Survivor Samoa Week 8 - All Hell Breaks Loose

The tribes merge and the fratricidal warfare begins.
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Survivor Samoa Week 7 - Who's Who at Galu?

Who's fooling who at Galu? Can Russell bamboozle a Galuan?
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Survivor Samoa Week 6 - Down and Out in Samoa

Survivor firsts abound: First challenge not completed, first survivor to lose consciousness during a challenge, longest continuous rain - see how all these are connected.
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Survivor Samoa Week 5 - Shivering Survivors

Can FoaFoa extend their win 'streak' to two? Who can stomach the grossest food?
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Survivor Samoa Week 4 - Work Ethic

Can FoaFoa avoid being down ten to five?
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Survivor Samoa Week 3 - Like Zombies Walking Around

Insensitive remarks lead to hard feelings and a survivor's ouster.
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Survivor Samoa Week 2 - Unmannerly Visitation

A visIt from another tribe results in friction. RussellE displays his evil genius by finding the immunity idol without a clue.
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Survivor: Samoa - Week 1 - Getting to Know You

Samoa survivors meet for the first time, compete, and intrigue.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 13 - Finale Part 3 - The Winner

Head to Head - a final tribal council selects the one million dollar WINNER!
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Survivor Tocantins Week 13 - Finale Part 2

The penultimate Tribal Council comes down to a choice - loyally taking a friend to the finals or a near certain chance at a million bucks. Which would you do?
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Survivor Tocantins Week 13 - Finale Part 1

Sixteen have become four. Tonight four become one! Who will be the Sole Survivor? Tune in to find out, Check back here to read about it.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 12 - Death Before Dishonor

Will Coach finally bite the dust? Or is someone saving him for a snack? Tune in and see - and don't forget - finale this Sunday!
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Survivor Tocantins Week 11 - I Think Somebody Will Be Surprised

Six survivors left. Is it finallly time for coach to go home? Tune in and see.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 10 - Nothing Left to Say

Down to seven tribe members, the politicing gets serious. Can Coach and Debbie stave off elimination?
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Survivor Tocantins Week 9 - Outfoxed by an Idiot

Can Sierra find a way to overcome seemingly insurmountable odds? Some people are acting entirely too arrogant.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 8 - Blindsided

The merged tribe must conduct its first tribal council. Whose alliance will prevail?
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Survivor Tocantins Week 7 - Blindsided by Your Own Body

Wiley survivors (and some not so wiley) struggle to cope with the new merged tribal structure.
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Survivor Tocantins - Week 6 - Gettin' Strange Around Here

Two losses throw a tribe into dire straits.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 5extra - Play It Again, Jeff

Survivor recaps the season thus far. Hey, that's my job!
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No /S/o/u/p/ Survivor for You!

No Survivor tonight, March 19, 2009. Come back next Wednesday. In the meantime CBS contracts for two more seasons.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 5 - You Might Want That Tooth

A survivior pays a price for hustling. Another pays a price for not hustling.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 4 - We Got To Shake It Off

Survivor gets a new "Iron Man". Sydney turns up the charm. A tribe has to make an tough choice.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 3 - Mamma Said...

Let tarantulas bite me Coach says. Erinn would gladly provide them. See all the fun.
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Survivor Tocantins Week 2 - This is More Like Day Camp

A rousing game of full-contact submerged basketball sends one contestant to the permanent "showers".
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Survivor: Week 1 - Wheat from Chaff?

Sixteen survivors begin their battle with the elements and each other deep in Brazil
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites -- The Finale

It's the Survivor Finale-- what more is there to say? One person just became richer than you.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 13: Like Clubbing a Baby Seal

"If I only had a brain..." as performed by Erik on Survivor
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Fans vs. Favorites: Week 12 -- The People's Post! (aka Survivor Makes Me Cry)

Witz doesn't have enough time to post in detail this week, so the ball is in your court. It's The People's Post! Tell the world what you think.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 11: "You Can't Fix Stupid"

Maybe the Survivors need to go over tape like sports teams do after games. It's another day of Idiocy on the Island...
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 10: Deja Vu All Over Again

We've all heard of matching up Pink Floyd with The Wizard of Oz, but now try turning off the sound and watching Survivor with "Oops, I Did It Again."
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 9: Fanvorites

Like a celebrity wedding that you know will end in divorce, Airai and Malakal merged to become one tribe this week.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 8: Grasping To Stay and Loyalties Betrayed

Beer, Pizza..and voting somebody off a Micronesian Island-- it must be Thursday night.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 7: Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Oi, Oi, Oi

Ozzy's got the tribe on lockdown, Kathy has a breakdown, and some intense strategy might go down.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 6: Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Light! You Know, Or Don't!

One of the best players gets pulled from the island, and I actually found myself cheering for Chet NOT to get voted out.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 5: Karma Hits Like a Mac Truck...and So Does Joel

Ya can't spell "Chet sucks at Survivor" without "Chet" and this week proves it.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites- Week 4 -- All Stars (No Hyphen...See...Clever...)

The Fans need to act like they been here before, but the Favorites actually have been.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 3: Cirie-ous Game

Tribes divided, no use for secrets, and the least likely candidate for a power player makes her voice heard. Is it local politics or Survivor??
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 2: Show and Tell

They say actions speak louder than words, and this week both are put to good use.
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Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites - Week 1

The fans make a bid to be the favorites, the favorites show what experience is all about, and sparks fly early. They're all here.
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Survivor: China -- FINALE! FINALE! FINALE!

Somebody went home with a million dollars and if you don't know who-- well, I'm a little shocked! Plus, where to find Witz in the off-season.
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Survivor China -- Week 12: More Faster, More Furiouser...

Five left. Will alliances break? Will the mighty fall and will the meek inherit the Earth-- or at least a small island in China?
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Survivor China -- Week 11: Don't I Know You?

Six left. James is gone. A major void needs to be filled. Who will step up, take control, and make a play for the million dollars?
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Survivor China: Week 10 -- Eden Was A Nice Idea

It's 28 Days Later-- will alliances fall or prove to be more reliable than an ad featuring a monkey during the Super Bowl? Witz has the answers.
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Survivor China: Week 9 -- Feast or Famine

Hungry losers get cranky, Courtney stays crazy, and will anyone topple Todd? James seems to be sitting pretty, but who knows.
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Survivor China: Week 8 -- Cut From the Team

With tribal lines drawn in the sand, and sand so very easy to move, who will be voted out next?
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Survivor China: Week 7 -- E'erbody In the Game Gettin' Crunk

Is Jaime as dumb as she looks? Is James out of harm's way or is something else amiss? How many tribes are there nowadays anyway?
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Survivor: China -- Week 6 -- Quick Witz Summary

Witz is back just in time to get you caught up on last week and get you ready for tonight!
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Survivor China: Week 6 -- THE PEOPLE'S POST!

It's Week 6 on Survivor China and Witz is traveling halfway around the world! How will we ever find out what occurred?
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Survivor China: Week 5 - "I Am Not What I Am..."

A twist lands team members in unfamiliar territory and a devious plot unfolds...
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Survivor China: Week 4 - I'm Sorry Dave, I Can't Do That

Meteor Hammers, Incredible Fishing Techniques, and Fireworks-- and this time not just metaphorically.
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Survivor: Week 3 "“ Bring Da Noise Bring Da Funk

There's so much drama in the Survivor 15, it's kind hard being Witz, W-I-T-Z, I-- have taken this too far.
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Survivor China: Week 2 -- Stuck In the Mud

Mud wrestling, blurred out naughty bits, a big twist, and a former model's aging abs-- what more could you want?
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Survivor China: Week 1-- Survivor By Numbers

Survivor: CHINA has begun and 16 new contestants enter the game. Will they be annoying? Probably.
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Survivor 15: Pre-game!

Grab your alcohol of choice and throw on your best party hat: The Survivor Pre-Game is here!
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Survivor: SEASON FINALE!!

There could be only one...and then there was. Find out who the Sole Survivor was and then explain how you missed the finale.
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Survivor: Week 13 -- Acts of Mass Strategery

6 left. Finale on Sunday. Who's goin to the big show and who's heading home?
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Survivor: Week 12 -- The People's Post

It's week 12 and Witz is just trying to Survive. The People's Post is here!
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Survivor: Week 11 -- Taking Care of Business

Will alliances hold or fall? Is it time for The Two Horsemen to go? Or is it Yau-Man whose feet are in the fire?
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Survivor: Week 10 -- Chaos Reigns In the Four Horsemen

Alliances revealed, backs stabbed, lies uncovered, and idols not so idle. Chaos has claimed the island.
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Survivor: Week 9 -- Killing Me Not So Softly

The best laid plans of mice and men...really oughta work out once in a while...you know, for team morale....
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Survivor: Week 8 -- A New Lisi On Life

Dreamz of Lisi leaving excite, delight, and start a fight. Baseball season is here, so who will finally strike out?
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Survivor: Week 7 -- Rocky Road, Hot Dogs, And Big Falls

Lisi or not Lisi?
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Survivor: Week 6 Schoolyard Pick 'Em

You thought you knew, but you have no idea. Ravu and Moto get the shake-up, and it's time for some rivals to make-up or get packin'.
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Survivor: Week 5 -- Ravu-nous

The Bad News Bears vs. The New York Yankees-- will Ravu ever win a challenge? They're starving, Rita is babbling, and Yao-Man is diggin'.
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Survivor: Week 4 - Papa Smurf's Head Is Spinning, but Not from All the Twists

Will Gargamel defeat Papa Smurf? Are those shots of snakes ever taken when the Survivors are nearby? Find out now!
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Survivor: Week 3 - This Isn't Survival...It's Thrival

Welcome to Witz's live recap. Fire, large men with big diggers, and the rhetorical buddhist question of "Who is watching Two and a Half Men!?"
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Survivor: Week 2 - Snakes Are Misunderstood...

The eye candy got booted, Snakes left the plane for exile island, Moto has big Dreamz, and Ravu still can't start a fire...
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Survivor: Something Cruel Is About To Happen...Real Soon

"Survivor: Fiji" kicked off the crazy tonight as the 19 became 18 and we met them all for the very first time. Here's how it went down.
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