We heard all about Dwight and Angela's baby-making contract in "The Chump," as they brought in a mediator to solve their differences.
Dwight refused to honor the contract, while Angela was tired of taking beet cleanses.
They settled on having intercourse five times, instead of Dwight paying her $30,000.
But what about that contract? The one that involves "The Matrix" clause? Well, NBC has made it available.
And here's an excerpt:
"If the child is breeched, he must be turned around in the womb via mind-power."
"The child will be male."
And there's even a close forbidding (!) Dr. Seuss and Roald Dahl books!