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General Hospital: Jason, Sonny and Skanky 'Hobags

So....I didn't have time to catch up on the shows I missed last week and found some recaps online. I think I have the jist of things. Lucky thinks he killed Manny but Jason's responsible. But what I don't get is what did Lexi do with the info? Did she subtley 'threaten' Jason with the truth? And so what if he did kill Manny or push him off the roof? Is this the reason Sam is so pissed? She thinks Lexi pushed Jason away, again? And who's the tattoo'd dude that came to see Manny's body? If it turns out to be a Manny twin............shoot me. NOW!
...and I should have saved last week's batch of shows instead of watching the boredom today. I could kick myself for not catching some of the Anna/Robert/Lorenzo stuff. Stupid me!

Ok...I'm going on the assumption that Sam is playing the good little daughter because its part of her revenge plan and I'm guessing here that her plan involves breaking up Alexis and Ric...and with flaunting the ta tas once again on the deck me thinks she wants to sex up stepdaddy. I will forever hate both Sam and Ric if this happens. First of all...Sam needs to remember that nobody tells Jason what to do. Nobody. If he doesn't want to see Sam anymore...that's his decision. Take it out on him. What mother wouldn't want their child out of that lifestyle? Yeah...Alexis is a bit overbearing (ok...a lot) but to seek revenge against the mother and father of your own sister by sleeping with her father is taking skanky to a whole new level. And for Sam...that's saying something! (I'm thinking back to the hotel fire when she slept with both Sonny and Jax in the same night.) Ric will also be dead to me if he falls for into this trap. Ric's not known for being the most trustworthy faithful hubby. He cheated on Liz with Faith and has already cheated with Reese and her 'cups' while married to Alexis. He wouldn't take many more "Nightie" nights for Ric to give in. Boy...will I be pissed! And if it happens and Alexis somehow forgive either one of them? This show will be dead to me. So...Sam is the first 'Hobag of the day...the 2nd?

Maxie. Normally...I'd be very pissed about Maxie's lying/scheming...but since the idiots in charge replaced orginaly Maxie with the DOOL castoff...this 'change' has at least made her a bit interesting. She's flat out lying to hottie Lucky about Patrick and Liz but also was a bit truthful in that Lucky does seem to be interested when the drugs are involved. Still...its a bit skanky to slobberin' all over a married man...even if he is smokin' hot.... I got a good chuckle at her "Liz is always helping others" line to Patrick. Tee hee...too true. She's running around town helping Jason with this/that and still can't see that her hubby needs her the most. I'm really wondering what Patrick is gonna do with the info...since he busts them tomorrow. He bitched out Robin for her busybodying ways...is he gonna keep quite or will he be a hypocrit?

Across town...Super Jason, fresh from saving Port Chuck from Manny, has shown up at Camp Wacko to see about saving Sonny. This whole story has been uneven for me. Some days I think it rocks and other days...not so much. Today was one of those not so much days. Maybe their heart to heart will get Sonny one step closer to getting himself help...or maybe he's waiting for a kiss from Jason? Who knows...and I'm almost to the point of not caring. But hey....at least Carly got to go home and maybe she'll finally change clothes.
I'm also not feeling the Dillon/Leslie Lu thang. Don't see the romantic chemistry. Great as friends but I don't like them as lovers. Figures that I miss out on Robert/Anna stuff last week and today I have to deal with Robert in Luke's role as husband/father. Blah.

Unfortunatley...tomorrow looks like more of the same. 'Cept I am looking forward to the Liz/Carly convo. They haven't had some good snarkiness b/w them in a long time. They're overdue for some kitty kitty meow cattiness. Maybe it'll keep me awake.

Posted by on July 10, 2006 5:15 PM
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You're Back!!!! I sure hope you weren't vacationing in Port Chuck 'cause that is one boring bunch of people sometimes and last week snoooooooooze and today? Just shoot me with one of SpyAnna or SpyRobert's tranquilizer guns and put me out of my misery. How boring was that?

Besides the snore-worthy parts last week that you really aren't sorry you missed the Lorenzo/Anna stuff was great - finally, some chemistry on the show.

There was just lots more of the same last week - Sonny treading water off the deep end - Carly going to "save" him - Sonny accusing Max of having the hots for Carly and almost going at him for it - Sonny going after Alcazar because he thought Jason was dead - Carly saving the day. Bla Bla Bla

Interesting for me is that Robin and Patrick weren't together last week at all and y'know what? I like him better without her - a little boring perhaps and he took over her busybodying ways but she's just too sanctimonious for me nowadays and I'm thinking he should be out there having a good time instead of this constant argh-angst with her. The chemistry between him and Liz is kind of fun.

Speaking of Liz - ohLizdear - your husband can't see straight with all the pills he's popping and you're running to Jason? (Although who can blame her? They're writing Lucky so boring that maybe he's bleary eyed from his lines and not the drugs)

Dillon and Leslie Lu? I kind of like them together - I do see some chemistry but she did do a ho-skank-thang making up that whole story.

With you on the whole Sam thing - she finally stopped wailing and screaming so she went to plan B - see-through-nightie-high-heels-on-the-back-porch-in-front-of-stepdad. I didn't realize until you said it that he's also the father of her sister EEEEEEEEEEEEW. Barf. Gross.

What is it with the writer's though? Continuity person - oh hello - remember this from 2 minutes ago (in soap-time) when Carly was pulling the same stunt?

In any event - I hope it's not such a snore for the rest of the week.

Welcome Back!

-- Posted by: Sheridan at July 10, 2006 7:24 PM


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