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Garcia and Baldwin Snap Towels, Trade Wedgies: Can Purple Nurples Be Far Behind?

In a Camden County Elementary School Playground Battle Royale, 4th graders Alec Baldwin and Greg Garcia engaged in a War of Words reminiscent of 1960's US-Soviet Cold War saber rattling.

With flailing girly arms and closed-eye slap-fighting, the two pre-adolescents attempted to denigrate and emasculate each other, using such taunts and jibes as Baldwin calling Garcia, "...cooked..." and hitting below the Underoos, Baldwin then called Garcia, "a Scientologist." Garcia responded by labeling Baldwin, "...a psychotic narcissist..."

Baldwin then suggested that Garcia, "...throws like a girl..." to which Garcia said Baldwin, "...eats boogers..." At presstime, neither of these claims could be substantiated.

This humble blogger is left with only one last thing to say: Hug it out, bee-yotches.

My Name Is Earl returns a one hour season premiere September 25th.

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Posted by Randy Welk on September 10, 2008 9:46 AM
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