TV Guide (read story here) and MSNBC dot com (read story here) are reporting that Paris Hilton will guest star on My Name Is Earl's first post-strike episode titled, "I Won't Die with a Little Help from My Friends."
One imagines that she will don a black leather jacket and water skis and jump over a caged shark. One hopes that she will land short.
In this blogger's humble opinion, Earl's ex-wife Joy, played by Jaime Pressly, has more class in her Lee Press-on nails than Hilton can dream of.
In other Jaime Pressly news, the new mom and perennial stunner is featured on the cover of Blackbook magazine. Read the article here.