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Days of Our Lives: I'm Not Your Fancy Face Anymore

I love it when Kristian Alfonso's Boston accent shines through. It's like having a close family friend gallavanting around Salem. So she told Chelsea she might forgive her one day? That came out of left field. I guess Bo gets to be the full recipient of her hate now because she thinks he stole the disc. Not sure how the bad-quiet-talking-cop-chick is going to keep him looking guilty, but I'm sure she'll succeed for at least a month or so.

Forget what I said yesterday. Jennifer's hair still looks like crap. As does her pancake makeup. She looks like a goth chick from 1992.

Um. Patch comes up with some seriously creepy offerings. A toddler sippy cup? A random bowl of sherbet? An "I am loved" pin?? But man. I'm still really digging him being back; I'm tickled by every little thing he does.

Ooo. A Patch/Jack DNA test to prove they're related? How quintessential soap. Loves it.

Wait a minute! Was it some insane, bizarre coincidence that the Happy Hands Club from "Napoleon Dynamite" did a sign language rendition of "The Rose" and Patch did as well?! Did the screenwriters steal it from Days?? My brother and I are pretty sure we've uncovered a very scary parallel universe.

-Amy Maloof

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Posted by Amy on June 13, 2006 11:53 PM
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