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Days of Our Lives: If It Had Only Been On Vibrate

I was hoping that this weekend the Days writers went home and relaxed a little; drank their coffee, walked their dogs, and gave some serious thought to the problem of Chelsea Benson. "What to do, what to do," they would ask themselves, watering their lawns. "She's untalented, she's anorexic - she's somehow boring and annoying all at the same time, and we've actually finally gotten her into a situation where she could die. Hmm...what to do..." And then they'd all meet up for dinner on Saturday night and decide it had to be done. They had to kill our little waif off. So when today started and I saw the little construction worker men about to weld the manhole cover on, I truly felt like my prayers were being answered, my dreams were coming true! But then - argh! She had to go and make a little peep and then Bo had to call her cell phone and it wasn't on vibrate like any real world cell phone would be and the nice worker man heard her noises and then all of a sudden my dreams were dashed. Loooong sigh. The only thing that made up - slightly - for this huge disappointment was Bo answering the phone with a gruff, "Brady." And his jumping into the sewer and being all flustered and manly and distressed. But it was only slightly.

Meanwhile, Hope and Patrick continue to have the same conversation about Bo and Zack and Fancy Face the boat and on and on. I did enjoy a laugh when she said "I'm my own woman. I know what I want" after he kissed her and felt sheepish. She's so ridiculous and drab. And something about her face is really starting to scare me. I think maybe she needs to put on a little weight or stop with the lip liner or something. Because it's not looking very fancy anymore.

Watching the flashbacks of Sami and Lucas dancing on the night they got engaged just makes me frustrated. Why aren't they together? He's suddenly not so creepy when he's opposite her. Man, they just have such great chemistry. When Lucas called Carrie "hunny" today I literally got a chill down my spine. And not a good chill. What is Austin's plan here? Making everyone go to the "KISS FM" (ha!) party? In awkward, neon prom attire? Does he think if maybe he follows them everywhere they won't have sex? And by the way - have they had sex? Yick. Vom. I'm not sure how this train wreck will end, but it ain't gonna be pretty.

-Amy Maloof

Posted by Amy on April 10, 2006 3:47 PM
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All I can say is...damn cellphones!

-- Posted by: Liorah Kay at April 10, 2006 5:43 PM

Austin learned his "keep them from getting jiggy" trick from Belle.

-- Posted by: mac at April 11, 2006 12:33 AM

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