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Days of Our Lives: Chelsea Takes a Fall

The gods heard my prayers! They saw my rain dance! Finally, finally, finally Chelsea got her ass kicked. And how, my friends! She strolled in, so smug, so self-satisfied with cutting the phone lines and ruining Bo and Hope's convo ( STILL wearing the safari shorty) and there was Bo waiting to give her the smack down. He actually yelled, "Shut it!!" to her. Ah! Could I love him more? No, no, no. I couldn't. And then? SHE FELL DOWN A MANHOLE. That's even better then 1-800-Chelsea-Goodbye! Do you think she's dead? Brain damaged? Will she wake up and be a good person? Will she have gained fifteen pounds? Such questions, such mysteries!

And then Sami and Katie got into a physical fight! And Sami called Kate a "little bitch" which is awe-some. And then Austin stood up to his mom and said he'd like to get to know better - no, date! - Sami. I have no idea if Carrie's rooftop sobfest pushed him into it or if he just wanted to flip out his mom, but either way it was supa cool. Kate fainting was the cherry on my lil sundae.

What gross sex tip do you think Bonnie whispered in Mimi's ear? I really can't imagine. And are we supposed to seriously believe that that was Mimi and Shawn's first time? Wha? You can't fool me, I know she's done it before. Unless she had to get that abortion because of immaculate conception then you got some 'splainin to do.

Sidenote? I really love Will. He's the anti-soap-star. All gawky and braces and normal. I should write him a fan letter.

Too many days without John Black! I'm in withdrawal, people.

-Amy Maloof

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Posted by Amy on April 6, 2006 3:29 PM
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