Oh my god, could it be? Did I actually feel sorry for Chelsea today? I'm ashamed to admit this, but when Shawn spit, "I would have rescued a stray dog down there" I sort of felt a little twinge of pity for the fool. I'm sure this won't last past tomorrow, though, so no worries friends.
Enough with Hope Brady!! Everything she says makes me pull my hair and I can't believe Patrick hasn't pushed her off the boat yet. Does he not have the most unyielding patience you've ever witnessed? He needs to cut his losses and find a hot chick on the island, because he's not looking too shabby lately. Down with Fancy Face!
When are Mimi and Belle going to get physical? C'mon! I mean, the nerve when someone started coming up the manhole and Belle yelled "I hope it's Shawn!!" Mimi chica. Take that girl dowwwwn.
Why will no one acknowledge Roman's absurd eyelift? I can't pay attention to anything that's happening when he's onscreen and usually just end up painting my fingernails so at least I can listen. But thank God he's finally buying John's story about Alex. Maybe they'll really get down to brass tacks now and take Skeletor OUT.
-Amy Maloof