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Days of Our Lives: John, You've Got Some 'Splainin to Do

Much of today's episode made me want to crawl under my coffee table and take a nap. Even the thrill of Marlena getting strangled couldn't counteract how much Jennifer and Frankie suck. Good Mother of God. I wasn't up on the fact that they used to date, like, ten million years ago, which I guess makes this sort of exciting for longtime viewers? I have no idea. Jennifer needs to seriously consider getting possessed by the Devil or Jack's ghost or something because at this point she's just a sinking ship and there's no lifeboat.

For someone supposedly obsessed, John Black sure does take long bathroom breaks. And when he finally makes it back he lets Alex North slip past him? I think he was too distracted by Roman's painfully obvious eyebrow lift. Someone needs to take away his ISA badge. Pronto.

Okay. Seriously. Would someone please, please, please, with sugar on top, force-feed Chelsea a cheeseburger? Either fatten her up or work this into the plot, guys. You dealt with Sami's bulemia, so I know you have it in you.

I suppose something needs to be said about the wedding. Or lack thereof. Any bets on how long this is going to take? Viktor looked like he needed a nap. Maybe they should all take a break and get back to it in the morning?
I can't believe Bo took off with Chelsea. Has he finally lost his mind? Maybe Stefano is working from the grave. But oh, oh, oh - could I love Billie any more? Her slow clap after Chelsea's "breakdown"? Her flashing eyes? Her grown-out mullet? There's hope for Salem yet.

Posted by Amy on March 23, 2006 3:15 PM
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They should have mid-wedding refreshments handed out.

-- Posted by: Trevor at March 23, 2006 8:42 PM

I like the idea of a wedding interimission. Everyone can get up, mill about, gossip about how it's going so far -- seems like a great idea to me.

Incidentally, what's the over/under on the number of episodes before someone -- anyone -- beats the crap out of Chelsea?

-- Posted by: mac at March 24, 2006 1:19 AM

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