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Days of Our Lives: John Black Kicks it Up a Notch. Or Four.

First off, if you missed today's episode I am sorry. I really am. It. Was. Awesome.

Kicking things off nicely was Belle, who - for once - stopped crying long enough to try to stop Marlena and Alex's wedding (or renewal of vows - they can't quite make up their mind about that). Although her tactics were fairly lame (handing Marlena lots of jewelry and presents from John over the years), I appreciated her effort and my ears were grateful for the rare whining recess. Belle leaves discouraged, but soon afterwards - for all I can tell randomly - Marlena declares (for Kate to overhear) her love for John. I can't actually believe her memory's back, but at least there was a witness around to move things along a little tomorrow.

Then we got some very hot-and-heavy scenes between Shawn and Mimi. Yowza. To me, it's no mystery why Shawn chose her. I'm pretty sure Belle never even takes her clothes off to shower.

Why does Lucas turn into the most repulsively awkward person when he's around Carrie? I mean, I'm not really a fan in general, but I actually gag when they're together. And he bought her a ring? Huh? They've never even really hooked up. So wrong. And there are Sami and Austin watching the whole time, my favorite poor sports. I wish they'd shown up wasted to the wedding. Of course, there's always the reception.

But the most important, exciting, delicious, nutritious part of today was everything concerning John Black. First, he toys with Kate's black heart, stroking her face and convincing her to keep his secret about killing Alex while knowing all the time she loves him. Ouch. But I like it. Then he heads to the church (gosh, these people spend a lot of time there) and into Confessional. He asks Father Jansen to forgive him for...dum dum dum...murder. The Father of course tries to blah, blah, rosary, Hail Mary him out of it, but he's having none of it. He storms into the woods and starts shooting. At watermelons. Which he then picks up and eats. Off the ground. "I see I haven't lost my touch," he mutters as he tramples through his juicy target practice victims. Is there a better character anywhere ever in the world ever?! Thanks. I didn't think so.

-Amy Maloof

Posted by Amy on March 29, 2006 2:53 PM
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Black, what hath thee brought upon Salem today.

What exactly is his plan I'd like to know, I'm hoping it involves camo.

Yesterday's remark by Abraham of days of yorn, i.e. THE PAWN was mint.

-- Posted by: Trevor at March 29, 2006 5:20 PM

He had to stand at the window poised with the gun WITH HIS SHIRT OFF?! Is he kidding me? Also, does anyone else experience him as ABUSIVE. Maybe he is not trying to kill Marlena but he is always grabbing her and trying to force her to do stuff and he practically threatened Kate to "put the phone down"

Also I HATE Belle. why couldn't Mimi just tell Shawn and then he could not care. What do you want to bet Mimi ends up pregnant?

-- Posted by: jlou at March 29, 2006 5:32 PM

I always find John the most entertaining of anyone not only becaues he's so gorgous but I have gotten to love all his hilarious mannerisims, esp when he is "angry". Yesterday when he shot the watermelon, viciously ate a bite of it, cocked that shotgun, and said " I see I haven't lost my touch" I thought< Clint Eastwood couldn't have done any better on that one!!That was priceless!!

-- Posted by: Sally at March 30, 2006 11:41 AM

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