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Days of Our Lives: Alex Keeps Keepin' On. For Now.

Oh my God, why isn't there an assassin out for Belle as well as Alex? I've had it up to here with that girl. Mimi chica, step up and take that chick out. Now. Don't let her ruin your honeymooning even if she claims it's to save John. There's no saving that man and we all know it.

I'd really like to get my hands on that stuff Alex keeps shooting up Marlena with. What the fug is it? I could make some serious usage of a tank of that around the work place. Coming in late, swearing at meetings, wearing sweatsuits. And then thwap a little injection and all is forgotten. I digress. But okay, is anyone else getting seriously bothered by the back and forth amnesia? I realize it's par for the course with soaps, but I'm honestly getting testy.

Lexie's mother can't be more than 8 or 9 years older than her daughter. Or if she is, she has a seriously good plastic surgeon and I'm looking him up in 30 years. I think she's just mad that Tek doesn't want her. And can you blame her?

Another day without Bo. Sigh.

Hands down, no two people have better chemistry than Sami and Lucas. Did you see that scene between them? Two Daytime Emmies to go, please. If they don't end up together, then nothing is right anywhere. Does anyone do a better trembling lip/quivering chin than Sami Brady? Ah, there are no words to express my love.

What in God's name is that map John is toting around? Is he on Treasure Island? Survivor? Was he staking out his route to the church from a few yards away? Maybe it's his escape plan? I'm perplexed. He really does get the best lines, though. "That son of a bitch is gonna hit the ground before anyone can even blink." Another one for the books, JB.

-Amy Maloof

Posted by Amy on March 30, 2006 2:56 PM
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I love how the forest that John Black is hopping around in looks surprisingly like a synthetic floral arrangement from Michaels. But seriously that isn't a call for them to change the set, I think it's awesome.

-- Posted by: Trevor at March 30, 2006 5:55 PM

Trevor you nearly killed me with that Michaels comment. I tip my hat to you, that was a line for the ages.

Speaking of lines for the ages, I plan on using the following in my everyday conversation:

"That son of a bitch is gonna hit the ground before anyone can even blink."

I don't know how or when, but oh yes, it will be used.

-- Posted by: mac at March 30, 2006 9:19 PM

How about when John was like, "As soon as he says 'I do' I am going to kill him" Because you wouldn't want to do it on the down low when Alex is lurking around and not surrounded by WITNESSES or anything

-- Posted by: jlou at March 30, 2006 9:52 PM

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