You should be ashamed of yourself. Go eat a pint of Hagen Dazs in under thirty seconds and see if I give you warm water for your brain-freeze.

I deserve your comment though. Although, I don't even think I deserve the Hagen Dazs. Maybe store-brand ice milk.

See...now that's a whole 'nother level of mean that I just wasn't gonna go to.

If we can both agree to never use "BFF" again I'll be satisfied.

Man, a dangling participle and a split infinitive...I should just stop now.