Don't you feel sorry for Tori Spelling sometimes? She has a crapload of money, she hasn't done too much work since her "90210" days (that anyone really knows of), she recently got divorced, and now she is tabloid fodder for getting engaged before the ink was dry on her divorce papers.
Thankfully, VH1 is throwing her a bone. The Baltimore Sun says the cable music channel has optioned "So Notorious," a fictional spoof of what it's like to be princess Spelling herself.
The show was originally developed for NBC. One network's stench is another's sweet success, I guess. If they want to create reality TV gold, stick Tori in "The Surreal Life" house and make her compete in a spelling bee against Charo.
"So Notorious" premieres April 2 on VH1. -- Rachel Cericola