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30 Rock: MILF Island

The Basics:

On the night of the season finale for "MILF Island," Jack's shameful reality series pairing 8th Grade Boys up against the, er, the titular women, on a "Survivor / Lord of the Flies" island, a Page Six blurb quotes a T.G.S. staffer as calling Jack a "Grade A Moron." Jack has two things on his mind. 1. To create a television series for Deborah, the breakout MILF star, hopefully to be written by Liz Lemon. 2. Find out who said that quote, and to do damage control before it jeopardizes his chance at replacing Don Geiss. Jack turns up the heat, and Liz soon finds herself with no way out.

Oh, and Pete gets... eaten by the snack machine.

The Good:

Jack: That Deborah is amazing. Have you heard her story? Before she was cast on "MILF Island," she was just a struggling actress living in L.A.

Jack: So you have seen the show, and why shouldn't you? It has sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races. "MILF Island" reflects the drama of the human experience, and isn't that the essence of art?

Josh: Does he think it's me? Did he mention me?
Liz: No, I think you're safe, because I think he forgot that you're a person.
Josh: Yeah!

Kenneth's casual approach to his shocking "reveal," as well as his blow by blow recount to prove he was there: And then you asked him if he was single, and he said, "Don't worry about it," and then --

Liz: You and Jack Donaghy are the cause of my jawline acne.

* Kenneth's prayer / salute for Liz.

* Pete, foolishly risking his wedding ring (again) to call for help -- only to dial his own, empty office.

Jack: I feel like I'm back in that boiler room, making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner.

Lutz: I'm not a dirtbag! This is from American Eagle.

* Deborah & Deborah!

Kenneth: The stress of this is making me awful sleepy.

Liz: You listen to me, L'il Abner. You keep your fried bologna hole shut.

* Liz & Deborah making declarations in unison.

Jack: Gilly chewed through his head gear...

Kenneth: Because everyone knows a lie makes your soul so heavy you can't rise up to Heaven.
Liz rolls her eyes.
Kenneth: And you don't look good in jeans from behind.
Liz reconsiders.

Pete: (From under the snack machine) Who won?

The Bad:

* No Jenna.

* The Frank / Lutz Dirtbag Alliance.

* "MILF Island" --

Next Week: Subway Hero!

The Ugly:

Jack: I'm waiting for a call from Don Geiss. Do you think he'll call me "Jackie Boy"? ... And I'll be in Erection Cove.

Liz: I don't think eating bugs to earn tampons... is art.

MILF Island Host: Heidi, we no longer want to hit that. Get off MILF Island.

Jonathan: (sarcastic) Where I'm from, we don't notice the heat.
Frank: That's interesting. I didn't know it was hot in Assylvania.

* The baby foot coming out of the baby foot thing? "They think I ate my twin." YUCK!

Posted by Chad on April 11, 2008 12:37 PM
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