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The Facts of Jack: Top 30 Things You Didn't Know

Jack BauerThere's a new Web site dedicated to the top 30 facts about Jack Bauer, seemingly modeled after the popular Chuck Norris Facts site.

The facts are hilarious ... here are some of my favorites.

  • Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
  • Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
  • When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
  • Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
  • Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Classic. -- Jason Unger

Posted by Jason on January 25, 2006 9:38 AM
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